Hurley – Weezer

All I keep hearing about Weezer is “blah, blah, Pinkerton rules, blah, blah.” Pinkerton was okay, dudes. It had a couple of good tracks, but it wasn’t Dark Side of the Moon, even though those indie pricks will try to convince you otherwise. Besides, everyone knows that even if you consider Pinkerton to be the best album of all time (like some idiots actually do), you can’t excuse the fact that their past albums are utter garbage. Horrible shit. And in keeping up with tradition, they’re doing it all over again with Hurley.

Half the reason I decided to even give this album a spin is because I’m a huge LOST fan. With Hurley’s face on the cover, I had to see what Jorge Garcia sold his soul to. I hope he’s making some serious money off having his mug all over this album, cause the music is terrible. I heard the song “Represent” and almost puked. No joke, I was sitting down, eating food at my place, and once I put that song on, I felt my stomach starting to turn. That song is the brown note for vomiting. I decided to torture myself further and give the track “Brave New World” a spin. Talk about a bad idea. I was a minute in before I decided I couldn’t do much more. Like a bad movie, I don’t care how it ends, I’ve already wasted too much time listening to it. How much more can these dorks put out? If I had actually bought the CD, that shit would have been fire wood.

They should have quit before they made that godawful album with Beverly Hills on it. But they just had to put out another dorky looking self titled album and then followed it with the abomination known as Ratitude. Seriously, how can people continue giving this band their hard-earned money when they produce bullshit like this? Even the band must realize they suck at this point because they are going on a Pinkerton tour. It’$ all about the mu$$$ic, right, Rivers? I think the best quote I have heard regarding the man comes from NIN’s Trent Reznor:

““I’m not Prince or Rivers Cuomo, who brags about having hundreds of great songs. And to that I would say, ‘Prince, if you have a hundred great songs or a thousand, how about picking a few and putting them on your record that you’ve put out, because your last several have sucked.’ Same for you, Rivers. I say that constructively, you know.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Avoid this album and this band like the plague. PASS.

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