Shit I Couldn’t Make Up: R Kelly Releases “Trapped In the Closet” Soundboard

Words like eccentric don’t describe R Kelly well enough. I mean, how do you describe a dude who pees on 17 year olds, but then goes and writes an ongoing R&B opera that’s fucking brilliant….seriously. If you haven’t experienced the phenomena known as “Real Talk,” you’re depriving yourself.

Real Talk – R Kelly

Yeah, he’s a fucking character. Here’s hoping I score some free Bonnaroo passes this year, cause I gotta see what his live show is like. So yeah, he likes to do crazy shit and doesn’t seem to want to slow down. Today, he’s adding more to that list. Today, he’s released a soundboard for the infamous Trapped in the Closet. Basically, you get to push buttons and trigger some of the epic opera’s best quotes like “You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I’m ‘a let you smoke that shit up in my car.” Yeah, it’s pretty fucking fun. You can check it out in the link below. In order to unlock more shit, you gotta share it or like some of R. Kelly’s shit on Facebook. In my opinion, it’s a very small price to pay. Well played, Robert. Well played.

CLICK HERE for the R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Soundboard

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